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If you don`t know where you are going, any road will get you there.
Edward Cullen is extremely pale due to the lack of light in the closet.
Went into a five-star hotel to use the bathroom and now it`s a two-star hotel.
Two things I am thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends.
That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it actually works!
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But add me on Facebook and I`ll stalk you (maybe)
My favorite thing about naps is that I don`t have to talk to people during them
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
Just saw 2 homeless guys hitting eachother with cardboard... PILLOW FIGHT!
I dig, she digs, he digs, they dig, we dig. its not a good poem but its really deep.
mom- "if you dont have anything nice to say, don`t say anything"
Right now a FedEx driver is dropkicking your Christmas gift onto someone’s front porch.
I still like going into Burger King and ordering a McWhopper and a McFry.
Don`t feel bad if you don`t enjoy my posts. The important thing to remember is that I do. I enjoy all of them. That`s what matters.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.