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Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"? Isn`t predator an alien too? They should`ve just called it "Some Aliens"
Why isn’t “cheating” a relationship status on Facebook?
The joy of finding out that your boss is going on a holiday is way greater than you yourself going on one
Sometimes I just go to work for the free internet.
Girls here`s how to tell if a guy wants you for sex - 1: He does
I hate in video games how penguins always use their ability to slide on their stomachs for evil
You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?
I`m getting sick of these porn sites listing my videos as "amateur".
She said she was stripping to feed her kids but then got pissed when I started throwing canned goods at her
I`m in my 30`s, but I still feel like I`m in my 20`s until I hang out with people in their 20`s and I`m like, "nope, I`m in my 30`s"
I miss my ex a lot... but my aim is getting better.
i have noticed you notice me noticing you
What sucks about those little hotel shampoo bottles is there`s no room for the directions so you kind of have to wing it.
Meaningless statistics are up 17% today
How come they didn`t call this years game the BUD bowl?