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My fantasy is having two women at once...One Cooking, One Cleaning.
Facebook: Saving us money on birthday cards since 2004
I bet my road rage would be taken more seriously if I spoke German
Leaving the house would be so much cooler if someone would yell “Aaaaand Action!” as I walk out the door.
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
I think all priuses are gay transformers living here on earth
Must you really ask why I have my selfie on top of my Christmas tree?
I do take my job seriously; To make sure there are no day old donuts at the local coffees shop.
Happy National hear fireworks all day and night set off by Drunk People you wouldn`t trust with a Glo-Stick Day.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
My head hurts, I think my horns are coming in...
You know what’s easy? ... Opening another beer
Wanted a nap but had trouble getting to sleep. So I put on Seeking a Friend for the End of the World. Now 13 hours later, I`m well rested.
So the Boy Scouts are going to let girls join. Teenage boys and girls camping in the woods together. What could possibly go wrong?
Ladies: If he’s right handed, and you find the mouse to the left of the computer monitor, there is only one explanation. Sorry Guys.