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Two girls riding their bikes on a cobble stone road. 1st girl: I never came this way before. 2nd girl: Me neither. It must be the cobble stones.
It`s really ironic that I mostly use my driver`s license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.
I don`t know where the saying "working like a dog" got started but I`m looking at my dogs daily routine feeling pretty jealous myself.
Ever wonder if the McDonalds logo is the letter "m" or just an image of your butt cheeks it will cause?
Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?
Imagine how freaked out the first human must of been on the first sneeze.
I went to buy condoms and the cashier just said "yeah right" and put em back on the shelf
I bought a huge plastic Christmas tree today! the shop assistant asked me if I was going to put it up myself? I told him "Don`t be stupid, i`m gonna put it in the lounge room"
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
My participation in this meeting will be based solely on the snacks they provide.
What sucks about those little hotel shampoo bottles is there`s no room for the directions so you kind of have to wing it.
"..all the king`s horses & all the king`s men couldn`t get Humpty together again" ... What guy thought horses might figure it out?
Not to brag, but, I`ve already consumed 174% of my daily fat requirement.
Scientists are saying that social media is making us less accepting and more aggressive. Whatever, a$$holes!
I never think twice about helping others.In fact, I never think once about it.