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I clean my house like everyone else ... 5 minutes before someone comes over.
I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them? Why aren`t we helping to find them?
If you have to ask if it`s too early to drink wine...You`re an amateur and we can`t be friends.
Admit it...Life yould be boring without me.
If the cigarette tax is meant to discourage smoking, is the income tax meant to discourage working?
Pretty much always 3-5 seconds away from just laying down wherever I am.
I prefer to call it a “Ta-Da” list. Cause it’d be amazing if I actually accomplished anything on it.
If A Couple in Love are called Love Birds, then a couple who fight with each other should be called Angry Birds.
My problem is that all food is comfort food
I hate it when spiders just sit there acting like they pay rent.
Apparently "whiskey and wild women" is not an acceptable answer when asked what your weaknesses are during a job interview.
If you`re confident enough, every zoo is a petting zoo.
It`s amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff.
So red or white wine with hamburger helper?
True love is when you burn your tongue when you take a bite from a pizza and you still keep eating it.