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I think the next Star Wars movie should go Country! I would be excited to see Garth Vader.........
The difference between cars and whales is that whales can swim and cars can`t.
Coaster? You`re assuming I plan to put my drink down...
There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
You just don’t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
I like to smile at people who don`t like me because I`m an asshole
After much thought and careful consideration, I`ve decided not to do a damn thing today.
Hate having friends? Just chew with your mouth open.
anyone celebrating anything today? Anything at all... doesn`t matter what. I just need something to drink to.
Seems like I can`t go anywhere in my house without somebody recognizing me.
Sixth in line to the throne takes on a different meaning when you’re not in the royal family but in a dive bar.
Being an adult is a lot like going to the vet. We`re all excited for the ride until we realize what it`s like where we`re going.
Ohio - High in the middle, and round at the ends.
You`re always ahead of schedule when it comes to disappointing me.
My mum`s so old fashioned she thinks LOL = Lots of love. She sent me an SMS saying just to let you know you`re Pa`s in hospital LOL.