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I wonder what "don`t touch" is in Braille.
I send more time looking for porn than actually watching it.
And we all have that one friend who has more blonde moments than an actual blonde.
Knife > gun because if I pull a knife, you don`t know what I`m gonna do. Stab you? Open a letter? Or am I gonna frost a cake? It`s a mystery
u smile i smile u laugh i laugh u cry i`ll go get a bat and say who`s gonna get it
The most difficult part about taking a personality test is deciding which personality should take it.
I was watching craps at the casino all night until security finally dragged me out of the bathroom.
Panick, chaos, anarchy... my work here is done.
You only live once is the most reassuring thing I`ve ever heard.
Been there, done that. Hypothetically
The thinner the eyebrow, the crazier the woman.
Frozen water balloon fights... not a good idea.
A dating site based on Netflix viewing compatibility.
I`ve spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can`t find his nuggets.
Day 10: I am thankful there are only 20 days left for all my friends to be thankful about how awesome their lives are.