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Don`t you just hate it when people say stuff in thier status that you really didn`t want to know? I hate that. Anyway, I gotta go poop. Talk to ya later.
Forget beauty sleep. I want skinny sleep.
Want the truth? Just ask a kid.
Wow! it`s late.. I need to hit the sack........ Then go to bed.
Internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd.
I don`t want to set the world on fire........just you.
If you`re ever held at gun point, just remember, I`m behind you 100%.
Am I getting older or is the supermarket starting to play some great songs?
Everything I like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible.
They say money talks, mine just waves goodbye.
Never scratch your a$$ with chocolate on your fingers.
everyone is BEAUTIFUL in there own way--your just to UGLY to see that
Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY!! (To all of my FB friends, please don`t read this until the appropriate day)
See, I would run, but it`s usually bodies of joggers that are found dead in the woods.