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If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?
Every-time I run I hear Mario Brothers theme song in my head, and look for things to jump over.
I´m not lazy, I´m just highly motivated not to do anything.
If someone hates you for no apparent reason, give them one.
"I am upping my standards... so up yours!"
If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders
Just once...one time; can`t we buy a tree that doesn`t try to attack me when I come home drunk at 2am.
Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant. Agree or nah??
anyone celebrating anything today? Anything at all... doesn`t matter what. I just need something to drink to.
It`s always awkward the first time you hold hands with someone because they usually want to know who you are and why you just grabbed them.
Don`t apologize because you haven`t posted in a while. No one cared.
Rick Ross be rapping about cars he can`t even fit in.
I once shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
Maybe I`m not stalking you, maybe I just like your schedule
For a one-way mission to Mars, we should send a blogger. Not so they can blog about the experience, but so there`d be one less blogger.