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Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. LOL. But on the up side, it is fun!! ;)
A Smart car Zoomed past me And vanished into a pothole.
So,do people in England speaks American now that people in America speaks English?
Aren`t you too fat to be this rude?
Facebook is the best place to say whatever you want. If it doesn’t go over well you can just say you were hacked.
Google was first named, `BackRub`. If they hadn`t changed the name, we`d be saying, `I don`t know, go BackRub it.`
If you`re camping and you have WiFi, you`re not camping.
I’ve never pretended to be anything I’m not…except for sober. I’ve pretended to be sober a few times.
I think I speak for everyone when I say we hate being spoken for.
They should just block cell phone service in movie theaters. Problem solved.
Dear ladies, Not trying to impress you or anything, but I make my own sandwiches.
This guy at the gym just did four sets of selfies.
It`s called fall because everything is falling; leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, motivation...
If a post is really good you will read it twice. if a post is really good you will read it twice.
Does `virgin wool` come from sheep the shepherd hasn`t caught yet? ..just asking