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I tend to say “I don’t know” when I’m too lazy to think.
I’m not a marketing expert. But if I was selling milk, the cartons would be boob shaped.
My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.
Why is there a show called “When animals attack”? It should be called “When stupid people go near dangerous animals.”
Ugly is such an ugly word. If I must describe an ugly person I´d prefer to use the term "handsomely-challenged"
To be honest, I´m just fishing for compliments tonight.
With all the botched executions lately, it has been suggested that we bring back the guillotine. But if we do that I`m sure heads will roll.
LIFE always offers you a second chance,its called TOMORROW
Here’s a joke for all you mind readers out there…
Just dropped off some film to be processed. More on this story as it develops.
Why does McDonalds call it a drive thru when you have to drive AROUND the building?
My last thought in life will probably be ” I wonder what happens if I touch this?”
I`m great at balloon animals. You should see my eel, snake, and worm.
I keep seeing all these commercial on TV about working out and getting "ripped" in 90 days.. Give me a bottle of Jack Daniels and I`ll get ripped in 15 minutes
I thought I cracked this "adulthood" till I realised my shirt was on inside out !!!!!