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I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
Why do they waste so much money on all the checkout lanes at Walmart, when they only have two of them open at any given time.
Your license plate should be your phone number... So when you drive like a dumbass, I can let you know about it.
Are you bored? Head over to Walmart, go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, and then yell very loudly, `Hey! There`s no toilet paper in here.`
I screamed a Brazilian times during that waxing.
I hope the next big trend in music is Talent.
I`m starting group meetings at my house for people who have OCD, not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it.
Good judgement comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement
If you didn`t want to be hit with a shovel then you never should have started telling me about your problems.
If I can see you, you`re invading my personal space.
If your neighbor has wind chimes, you have wind chimes.
After all these years, I`m beginning to suspect that Waldo doesn`t want to be found.
Being gay is fine. Being lesbian is fine. Being straight is fine. But do you know what’s not fine? Wearing crocs. That is NOT okay
I have heard of women that aren`t crazy, but I`ve also heard of Unicorns.
I went for window shopping , and guest what , I bought four windows....