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Who do Walmart shoppers make fun of?
There’s both a McDonald’s and a blood pressure machine in this Walmart. Circle of life.
I think that there are two things that we can all agree on: Boobs.
How long do I have to sleep before I`m legally a bear?
This town is about as exciting as watching an M&M melt in the sun.
I know money talks but I wish mine had a better vocabulary instead of just ‘Spend me’.
For every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction.
I just found out the neighborhood is having a meeting about the creepy guy. ..Its weird that they forgot to invite me ..
Why do people say ``I saw it with my own eyes." Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?
I super glue one jar of pickles shut and leave it out at the barbecue then watch the humiliation unfold.
"Are you even listening to me?" is a weird way for my girlfriend to start a conversation.
I like dressing in a red polo shirt then going to Target & being rude to costumers
OK. So I took the road less traveled. Now where the hell am I?
People who go to the store and buy the single roll of toilet paper must not have an optimistic view of their life expectancy.