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I will not be satisfied until I see a car with one woman sticker and twelve cat stickers.
I`m surrounded by sex addicts & alcoholics...So glad I found you all.
I was feeling down...then all of a sudden I felt myself up. Win, win situation! ;)
When googling something, I always use Caps Lock so that the people from Google know it`s urgent.
A true man is one who leaves his wife alone in cold weather and goes to watch football.
Mothers never really understand the irony of calling their children "come here you son of a bitch"
There is no number for what just happened in that bathroom.
Just when I think my confidence couldn`t be shakier, some shitty website tells me I have a "Weak Password"
“People will believe anything if you whisper it.”
For all we know, half the birds are telling the other birds to shut up.
Guys say that women should come with instructions, but what`s the point. Have you ever seen a man read instructions?
Don`t apologize because you haven`t posted in a while. No one cared.
Hawaii is a great place to live if you hate being eligible for contests.
at my age, the best part of waking up is the fact that I did wake up
Yo fellas, how did that “wow” comment you left on that girls Facebook picture play out?