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(For women only) Wants to go on the Maury Povich show and hear, "You are NOT the mother!"
I’m gonna make this girl mine….. Right click, Save As….
A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant.
There’s nothing better than a nap after a good nights sleep.
the WORLDS shortest joke..... "2 women were sitting together quietly
I hope the next big trend in music is Talent.
Still don`t understand why you can`t end a company-wide email with, `Later b*tches.`
The grass was greener on the other side, so we smoked it.
Facebook: Wasting peoples lives since 2004
“FREEZE! NOBODY MOVE!” – Mother Nature
I just met the most interesting man at the laundromat And then I realized that he can`t even afford a washer or a dryer
Unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade`s gonna suck!
Apparently putting alka seltzers in my pockets while getting baptized and pretending I`m possessed by the devil is not funny.
I just want you to be happy. And naked.
There should be reality show where 16 congressmen are forced to take jobs in the private sector.