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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words... words might hurt me deeply, causing great emotional, mental, and psychological damage leading toward a lowered self-esteem and irregular bowel movements.
OH NO !,,,,,,,,, I just realized I can`t stop calling the addiction hotline....
I suffer from paranoid-schizophrenic indifference. I really don`t care what the voices in my head are saying behind my back.
How to make a Vodka Christmas cake. . (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be... sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to
Beer is good, but beers are better.
How much do those guys who yell in the back of rap songs make? I could totally do that.
I really hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?
Sometimes I meow back at cats.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions Note to self...avoid good intentions at all costs.
Dropping a can of soda and sticking it back in the fridge all shaken up for the next person to open is not as funny when you live by yourself.
I hate how after an argument I think of really clever stuff I should have said.
The thing I miss most about being young is knowing everything.
New Life Goal: Get a job where people ask me, "You actually get paid for doing this?"
Internet went down so I had to spend time with my family. They seem like good people.
i used to like you but thanks to facebook i now know how boring u are