Daily Silly Status

"I`d hit that" -old people who drive

Hair growing from my ears and nostrils doesn`t mean I`m getting old, right? Means I`m turning into a werewolf! Right?

I didn´t outsmart you. You just outdumbed me.

There’s a good reason I’m up this late: because I have to wake up really early.

"That was supposed to be a compliment." -Men

My mother is the strongest woman I know. You should see how far she could throw a shoe.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

I spend hours on Facebook and then think, “Well, that was pointless”

I`m bored, I think I`ll ask my boyfriend if I look fat. - women

if your looking for love sorry to disappoint you im already in a relationship with fun and freedom. :-)

Research shows that when someone shouts "Oh no he didn`t!" he infact did.

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

I failed my driver`s test. For the question "What do you do at a Red Light?" I said "Text and check Facebook."

Friday Night Inspirational Message: You miss 100% of the shots you don`t drink.

My Facebook account would benefit from a breathalyzer-activated password.