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I’m having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes actually. Okay, all grapes. Fermented grapes. Ok, I’m having wine for dinner.
Some things are better left unsaid...That`s usually the stuff I blurt out right away.
I`m only 2 girls short of a threesome.
Nice try butter flavored pancake syrup, but I`m still putting butter on them!!
The scariest US president was Rushmore, because he had 4 heads
Life is never more confusing than when three people get together to order one pizza.
My life has a great cast, but I can’t figure out the plot.
If life gives you lemons make grape juice than lay back and watch people wondering how you did it;)
should probably get my daily dose of calcium.. white russians it is
If you think nobody cares if you´re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!
I`m off to get my beauty sleep. Yeah, I know...I`m already so beautiful you can`t stand it! I promise...a little more isn`t lethal...yet! ;) Goodnight!
You should be required to read a book for every 10 selfies you take.
I have problems cleaning my house because I get distracted by all the fun things I find.
My motto for the night ... drink till I no longer think :)