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Ok advertisers, for the last time. I’m playing a game I downloaded for free. So, the fact that you chose to advertise here means your product is grossly overpriced…
I was just chatting with my cat about how being lonely can make a person crazy.
Don`t worry about the grass on the other side. It`s not your grass.
Honking your horn won´t make them go any faster, but at least they´ll know that you´re an asshole.
The computers were down at work today, so we had to do everything manually. It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards to play solitaire.
m for Monday t for Tuesday wtf Wednesday Thursday Friday get it wtf
Tell a girl she pretty she`ll believe it for a minute. Tell a girl she has Miley Cyrus` butt she`ll believe it for a lifetime
Dating a single mother.... It`s like continuing from somebody else`s saved game.
So Stevie Wonder is going to become father to triplets next year. I guess he didn`t see that coming...
You never know what you have until you clean your room.
My favorite part of seeing someone I know in public is pretending I didn’t.
If I’m going to sweep all of my problems under the rug, then I’m going to need a bigger rug.
Laughing is the best medicine. But if you’re laughing for no reason, you need medicine.
Politeness has become so rare, that some people mistake it for flirting.
This is my leftover status from Thanksgiving.