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Just so you know, the movie "Life of Pi" has nothing to do with dessert.
I may contain scenes of violence, nudity and foul language.
I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I`m an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It`s because I`m poor.
My wife just made a "special" dinner "just for me" for no apparent reason. I`m going to die, right ?
People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.
Relationship Status: ( ) Single ( ) In a Relationship ( ) Married ( ) Engaged ( ) Divorced (X) Waiting for a miracle
Lord, help me be the person my psychiatrist medicates me to be.
My favorite drink is the fullest one on the table.
The Internet: 1% information 1% jokes 98% outrage over information and jokes
I`m proud to announce that I`m still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don`t know we`re racing.
I WON THE LOTTERY, SCREW YOU ALL! ... Sorry, just practicing
I consider each one of my friends a gift. Now if only I could remember where I put some of those receipts.
It must be very hard to be a Nigerian lawyer who specializes in international inheritance law.
I thought my life would include more impromptu sing-alongs.
You wanna know where I`m ticklish? Hawaii.