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Summer is here. I`m in the process of moving all my bad habits outside.
A zip line but from the sofa to the fridge
There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are suppose to be doing something else.
i dont drink any more and yet again i dont any less either
Your mobile phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA launched a man to the moon. ...We launch a bird into pigs!
I woke up with a headache this morning but she went to work.
Dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. Consider other things, like, do they have a lot of money.
Very few things upset my wife. So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them.
You can run from your problems. Unless your problem is a cheetah.
My neighbour has diabetes and now she won`t make me cupcakes anymore, its like bad things always happen to me.
Studies show that people who want tribal tattoos are directly related to living under a rock
I would unblock you but then I`d be admitting I`d made a mistake and that`s just not my thing.
It`s so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people`s heads
Dr. Oz says having 1/2 hour of sex is equivalent to running 6 miles. I guess I`m going to the gym today.
*driving behind a cop* Well, well, well. Looks like the tables have turned.