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It’s annoying when Netflix keeps stopping to buffer. Stupid neighbors just won’t upgrade their WiFi.
If I could only use one word to describe myself, it would probably be: "not good at following directions".
I`m an organ donor, but I`m pretty sure all they`re going to use my liver for is "after" photos.
That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor...And you don`t know whether to be proud or scared.
I don`t hate you. I just hope your next period happens while you`re in a shark tank!
i don`t care if u don`t like me ........... i am not a facebook status:D
When you consider names for your baby, it`s important to try out the middle name in an angry voice.
Figure it out people. It’s a 4-way stop sign not a woman.
I hate when men`s restrooms have no urinals and a bunch of women in them.
I`m having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... ok by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
We Should Have A Way Of Telling People Their Breath Stinks Without Hurting Their Feelings. Like: "I`m bored, let`s go brush our teeth"
My new girlfiend is taking forever to exist.
I may look calm, but in my head I´ve punched you in the face 3 times already!
I could spend my day outside, but I`m sure there`s plenty of porn that needs to be rated.
I didn’t get the job… heading home.. Good Bye Rome.. until we meet again.