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When I was a kid they didn`t call it "Behavioral Disorders", They called it "Being a little brat".
I do whatever the little voices tell me to do.
My method of going "offline" in FB chat is to simply ignore you.
Deadliest Catch and Jersey Shore - two reality tv shows about catching crabs
If men could have multiple orgasms, lotions would cost more than an iPhone.
I saw the most beautiful painting at the store the other day … but then I realized it was a mirror.
There are so many scams on the Internet now these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.
Are you one of those people that get hurt from things posted on Facebook? You can easily avoid that by keeping your a$$ off of Facebook.
I`m so broke, if somebody tried to rob me right now, they would just be practicing.
I can`t believe we made a movie that is essentially giving the apes a blueprint on how to take over the Earth.
when a police officer yells turn around . Do not respond by singing . Every now and then i get a little bit lonely when you never come around
Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,…Why don’t you ever smile in my pictures?
There`s been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed...
Relationship status: Just got screamed at for peeling the carrots wrong.
Halloween really is the perfect time to get rid of all those TacoBell hot sauce packets.