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It’s called “Karma” and it’s pronounced [hah hah fuhk yoo]!!
The high cost of livin ain`t nothin like the cost of livin high
That`s not how I met your mother.
The person before me got $0.57 worth of gas. My day doesn’t seem so bad now.
DID YOU KNOW: If every person on the planet lined up along the Earth`s equator, most of them would drown.
If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me more than a week to realize that I`m not at work anymore....
I’m the king of balancing more trash on top of an already full trash can.
I`m not saying you`re an idiot. I`m just saying that....Umm how do I word this?? I guess I am saying your`e an idiot.
I would really like to help you move your furniture tomorrow but I’m going to be too busy sitting on mine
If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, then why the heck is there a song about it?
Every Girls Night Out has at least one crier.
My whole life is based on a true story...
We got an extra day this year. Why did it have to be a Monday?
I danced like no one was watching but someone was watching, thought I was having a seizure and called an ambulance
Technically, every picture is a before picture.