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I can`t wait for the day when my kids are old enough that I can drink with them and not because of them.
Is it just me, or do mirrors look really sexy?
What do you mean this posting of the BBQ ribs you made is not an invite?
My wife just opened a jar of pickles by herself and I can`t help but think that my days around here are numbered...
I wish there was more BitStrips and photos of giraffes on my Facebook
DRINK BEER SAVE WATER..www.godrunk.com
You don’t realize how many people you hate until you have to name a baby or a dog...
F*ck It - My final thought before making decisions.
Waking up everyday seems a little excessive.
I react to "Someone has tagged a photo of you..." in the same way I react to a doctor saying, "Your test results came back..."
This fly in my car is going to be very disappointed when it ends up at Walmart.
Impressing the McDonald’s drive thru people with my music is always a top priority.
Autocorrect is changing correctly spelled words. I’m starting to think it has a mind of its AUTOCORRECT IS HARMLESS. GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS.
You made several good points, and I understand that you are right, but the way you said it was so douchey I have to take an opposite stance.
Well, just 8 more hours of Facebook and I can go back to bed. *phew*