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I’m not a marketing expert. But if I was selling milk, the cartons would be boob shaped.
Long story short, I love summaries.
I need an app that shows oncoming traffic on my touchscreen while I`m driving
If the NSA and IRS teamed up, I wouldn’t have to do my taxes.
If you like to make love while listeninag to music, always choose live album. ..That way you`ll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes. :)
Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
The most difficult part about taking a personality test is deciding which personality should take it.
A communist joke isn`t funny unless everyone gets it.
Don’t get me wrong. I totally hear what you’re saying…I just don’t care.
Accidentally walking through the camping aisle at Target every once in a while is about as outdoorsy as I get.
The Ex is bringing my kids back home. Time to strategically place the panties I bought from Victoria`s secret around the house.
I went by the Gym today. Its the third time this week............. One of these day`s I might actually go in.
If I had a time machine, I`d just keep going back every 8-9 hours so I could sleep more.
If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again.
Shoplifting may be wrong in a general sense, but what if, for example, I`m bored of paying for things