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If it’s called tourist season, why can’t you shoot at them?
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity makes for a better legal defense.
If you need help moving I am one hundred percent there for you emotionally.
A wise man, will often say nothing
You ever notice that the most dangerous thing about marijuana is getting caught with it?
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
why me is me ?
I saw some footage of some polar bears drinking water today. It’s obviously fake. Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola.
They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun.
is confused. Oh wait, maybe not.
The one thing you can always count on is your fingers.
I always get this dream where I`m driving in reverse ...Then I wake up and see that I`m driving normally.
Ive been invited to farmville! Now what to wear...
My memory foam has amnesia
Friends are like boobs. Some are real, some are fake