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For once I’d like to get kicked into a bar
Turns out Xenophobia is not `A fear of Warrior Princesses`
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.
I feel like the majority of Eminem`s songs are just him reading from his diary with angry background music.
My fortune cookie read "End of roll. Replace"
This generation is guilty of making the wrong people rich and famous.
You never hear skinny people saying, "I`m just small boned."
"She really does suck!" could be a complement in the porn industry
Have the people who designed wine glasses ever washed dishes in their lives?
I think we`ll be friends forever because we`re too lazy to find new friends.
Please, please don`t be a bitch to me. Because then I`ll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.
Only awesome people are allowed to ‘LIKE’ this status!
I’m pretty sure I could start a new life with only the crap in my car.
I find the best way to get rid of headaches is to send them either to their rooms or outside to play.
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.