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...and this right here son is called pornography, and it`s why they invented the internet.
Relationship status: I get the remote to myself!
good boys go to heaven bad boys go every where
This girl next to me in class has a piece of tape over her laptop webcam. This can only mean she’s made some serious mistakes in her past…
What if in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar…and the actor who played him got an Oscar.
I’m too young to be too old for everything.
The first rule of Women`s fight club is don`t tell anyone what you`re mad about or why you`re fighting.
Just completed a 0.00 mile run - preceded by 11 oreo cookies
If at first you don´t succeed ..... buy her another drink
Here`s a joke for all you mind readers...
You know if you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges :)
Only you can prevent bathroom mirror pictures.
Porn & love songs. Destroying reality forever.
I just had a threesome in the shower with Johnson and Johnson.
Success is like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you were ****** before you got there.