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If other employees are taking four fifteen minutes smoke breaks a day, I should most certainly be allowed a one hour nap time.
that awkward moment when you`re scuba diving and you see Adele rolling in the deep.
someone told me I am immature and need to grow up ... so guess who is not allowed in my snow fort!!!
Nothing says “I don’t give a sh!t” like a Hawaiian shirt.
New word of the day: Stupidiot!!
Show me a bunch of people with type A personalities, and I`ll show you a control group.
Ride me like you stole me.
just watched my first full episode of jersey shore... #ashamed of new entertainment
It’s what people don’t know about each other that makes them such good friends.
Meanwhile one million men got to enjoy a quiet afternoon at home without anyone nagging them.
I’ve been really depressed these past few days. Finally visited a therapist and got diagnosed. Turns out, I’m poor.
I wouldn`t mind all the penis enlargement emails if they weren`t coming from my wife.
You`re always ahead of schedule when it comes to disappointing me.
You can’t run from your problems forever. Eventually, you’ll have to take a car or a plane to really avoid them.
I wake up everyday planning to be productive. Then a voice in my head says, " hahaa, good one!" Then we laugh and laugh and take a nap.