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Taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re not attractive.
I`ve disappointed a lot of people in my life, you`re not special.
Next time you go to the bank and they ask you if you`d like large bills, just look at them dead serious and say "No, normal size ones if you don`t mind."
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Right now I`m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I`ve forgotten this before.
This morning I woke up to a surprise BJ. Thats the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open.
If you go shopping at Walmart and no one stares at you as you walk by, you`re one of them.
Instead of going to couples therapy, married people should just join tinder and see what a nightmare single people have to deal with.
I spend more time looking in the fridge than I actually do eating.
that annoying manager who thinks they are god ... you are not ... you are a douche box
Picking your nose doesn`t make you a bad person. .... but what you do with the booger will define you.
Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
Ever notice how many friends you have when you pull out a pack of gum?
Sure, I`ll show up at your Halloween Party... I`ll be coming as the invisible man....
Kids teach you so many life lessons. Unconditional love, patience, the meaning of family, but mostly to lock the bedroom door.