Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
If you think you`re bad with words, imagine the first guy to say "There there" when consoling someone
Perhaps Nicki Minaj just lost a series of bets.
FYI fellas: if you wake up with some chick and you can`t remember her name, take her to Starbucks. They`ll write her name on the cup for ya!!!
There`s no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do.
I hate when people post lyrics from songs, but I will survive.
Hey you know what will go good with all that beer you just drank? Social media and a camera phone!
You know what makes sex awesome? Actually having it.
whoever said that there are no stupid questions was stupid
I think it’s pretty cool how Chinese people made a language made entirely out of tattoos.
I know some of you would find it hard to believe, but I don`t say everything that pops into my head. I don`t think the average person could handle it.
I hate when I explain how awesome I am to someone and they pretend to not be impressed.
I have a PHD (Pretty Huge d*ck)
With names like "Batman" and "Robin", you`d think they could fly...
There is no vulnerable feeling like when you are about to sneeze ... with a mouthful of rice.
This status update is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you would not have been notified.