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Grocery stores could save me a lot of time and effort by adding an “All the stuff you can microwave” aisle.
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
That awkward moment when you make a Harry Potter reference and none of your Muggle friends get it.
Well, if you count Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then yes, I do like opera.
I have done some truly amazing things to get the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube.
How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?
In my defense, I was left un-supervised...
If my father taught me one thing, it was probably how to take both hands off the wheel to sarcastically applaud people in traffic.
In the 1960s, if you said "All my music is in the cloud" it was due to mushrooms; not Apple.
if ever you need NOTHING, im here for you.
Just found out my daughter`s super power is repeating what I`ve said about others as soon as she meets them.
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed, it ruled.
I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.
Anybody else have those FB friends that set up a FB account 4 years ago and posted once or twice and hasn`t been back on since? And you wonder how they can exist without a Life?
Screw doing situps...teddy bears don`t and everyone loves them.