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Apparently nothing offends a toddler more than suggesting they might be due for a nap.
is pretty sure there´s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking...And I plan on finding out what that is.
I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I`m an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It`s because I`m poor.
Worries about the economy grow again after the world`s biggest yacht-selling company announce a drop in sails
Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank.
Head & Shoulders needs to come out with a body spray that will help repel flakey people from my life.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
I found a dollar in my bed this morning... Following my excitement was a flash of panic as I checked all my teeth
My dog acts like her entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
Is it so much to ask that everyone who ever wronged me be forced to leave the country and change their identity?
No matter what life brings you, always take a lesson from your dog.. Kick some grass over that s**t and move on.
Nothing says "I`ve already given up on this day" quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.
Self checkout must have been invented by a guy who had to buy tampons.
The plural of beer is beer, which is very convenient when you are explaining to your wife why you were late coming home from work.