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Let me get this straight…a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, ripping all the hair out…and still be afraid of a spider?
Life is very funny, if you take the time to watch it.
After listening to what some people have to say, I am rethinking the importance this whole freedom of speech thing.
Clearly, you are a person with an open mind. I can feel the breeze from here.
You never know how dirty a song’s lyrics are…until you hear a child sing them.
If you feel bad because you didn’t do well on a final, just remember someone from your hometown is still trying to become a rapper.
I hate it when people upload song lyrics as their status`s it reminds me of somebody i used to know
My roommate complained that I never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger. Apparently, it was the wrong one.
Insanity does not run in my family. It strolls through, taking it`s time and getting to know each one of us personally.
Your parents taught you to wash your hands after you pee. My parents taught me not to pee on my hands in the first place.
Don’t start an argument with a girl because they have 45030194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 2:27PM on April 23rd 2008.
Why don`t they just get Jehovah`s Witnesses to deliver the mail?
I feel sorry for men who don’t know how to value women. One look at a woman and I know how much she will cost me.
I`m returning these Gushers. They taste like sh!t. "Sir. Those are paintballs." Oh. I`m returning these paintballs. Someone ate a few.
When ever I think about the past...It brings back so many memories