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What a terrible day. I`m going to drive through puddles & splash pedestrians to make myself feel better,
Since there’s only one of me, does that make me an endangered species?
Why don`t prison inmates just use liquid soap?
Just ONCE, I`d like to look deep into your beautiful eyes, and make hot sweet love with you without some pop-up window ruining the mood.
That awkward moment when you have 10+ tabs open and you can`t figure out which one the music is coming from.
The condoms need to be located in the baby aisle, next to the 30 dollar diapers and 20 dollar formula cans
Just hung a picture. I nailed it.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning". If it were a good morning I`d still be in bed instead of talking to people.
To understand paranoid people better, follow them around. Observe them. Write down notes.
Facebook account for sale, Friends included...
How strange, some guy just waved half of a peace sign at me...
Some girls post the most depressing love sh!t that even I`m starting to miss their ex!!!
After watching the "Schticky" ad, I am convinced now there are 8 wonders of the world.
You sure do seem to know a lot about love and relationships for someone who spends 22 hours a day on Facebook.
Alright, I give up! I`ve listened to the song like 50 times now, and I still don`t know what the fox is saying!