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Haters are my motivators(:
Why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let this stupidity problem solve itself?
“Let me rephrase this question so I can get pissed off at you all over again.” - WOMEN
When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night will never be spoken of.
Enough with the lies, people who drink decaf coffee, tell us what your game plan is.
My gift horse is facing the wrong way
I hate that I have to put on clothes to participate in society.
Don`t act like your not impressed.
Zombies only eat brains. You’re safe.
Welcome to our nearly empty restaurant. Please follow me to our worst table.
I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say `I would do anything for love`. On the back, `But I wont do that!`
At the Touch of Love..Everyone Becomes a Poet !
But..At the Touch of Breakup Everyone Becomes a Philosopher... ^_^
Despite what people may tell you, its the fat that makes you look fat... NOT the dress!! lol
I`m pretty sure if you watched a movie of my life backwards it probably would be about a guy who refills beer cans and puts them in the fridge.
It`s hard to trust people. Even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.