Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
That awkward moment when you give the same Hallmark card two years in a row.
Is it just me or when you turn off the computer by holding down the power button, it feels like I’m choking it to death.
If there`s one thing that I`ve learned it`s, that I should have learned way more than one thing.
Everyone has a right to their own opinion, no matter how wrong they are. And that`s why we have a problem.
Always wonder why do people even bother making good quality pinatas?
Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.
Much of my life is a contest to see which of the voices in my head can say the funniest stuff.
If you’re a size 0 we shouldn’t be able to see you.
Fitness nuts have to do an entire marathon to feel a runner`s high..... I just have to bend over and tie my shoes.
F is for friends who do stuff without you.
Listening to the voices in my head, I’ve concluded that they’re having more fun than me.
The bouncer from my local nightclub calls me Macauley Culkin because I always go home alone.
Donald Duck, saying screw you to pants since 1934.
You washed your hands? Be honest. Your hands washed each other, and you just watched like a sick freak.
Being an adult is mostly pretending to like wine and saying "the economy" a lot.