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There`s no b, c, d, f, g, h, j, k, l, n, o, p, q, r, s, u, v, w, x, y, or z in team either.
Yes, milk from cows tastes nice. But to the person that first found that out...you have issues bro
I can`t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.
I just want you all to know, whatever problems you might be having, I`m here to `like` them.
How many divorced guys does it take to change a lightbulb?...........Who cares, they NEVER get the house anyways
Manager: So, do you have any questions about the job? Me: Yeah, can I have it?
Why is it always "I see you drank all the beer today!" instead of, "Oh, honey, that was so sweet of you to help clean out the refrigerator."
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
If your single and you know it…Pet your cat!
Just found out the government won`t hire you past age 37. Scratch Navy SEAL off my to do list
My head hurts, I think my horns are coming in...
I don`t think I can call myself an adult until I can accept the fact that "dry clean only" is not a dare.
If you no longer know what day of the week it is, it’s time to get a job.
Internet Dating......The Odds are good but the Goods are odd
If pulled over, immediately ask the officer if they`ve been drinking in order to establish dominance.