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While everyone may not speak the same language, we all know what time McDonald’s stops serving breakfast.
I like to take an empty Krispy Kreme donut box to work and sit in the break room and watch all of the disappointed faces
Can`t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.
You know it`s gonna be a sh!tty day when you put your bra on backwords and it fits better.
My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner the same way I react when my wife says "We need to talk".
I bet it’s called Almond Milk, because no one would buy Nut Juice.
My version of flirting is looking at someone attractive multiple times while hoping they are more brave than I am.
Girl:How do u feel? Boy:With your hands
Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day.
Does running away from your problems count as exercising? If it is, then I`m one hell of a fitness freak
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.
Fun Things to do : Commenting “not your best” on everybody’s selfies.
People who sit and talk while their pizza is gets cold gives me anxiety.
While it was raining today, I thought for fun I would run out there and scream "I`m melting I`m melting!"
I’m totally fine with favoritism as long as I’m the favorite.