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Life is harder for the beautiful people. I’m sorry you’ll never know.
I don`t hate you, I`m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
Facial recognition software can pick out a person in a crowd, but this stupid vending machine at work can`t recognize my dollar bill with a bent corner...
Valentines day
I have off-road rage, too
Technically, it isn`t pre-marital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Is there another word for synonym?
’Friday’ is my second favourite word starting from the letter `F`. :)
The only way I want to see your ultrasound picture is if you`re having a velociraptor.
I`m having one of those days where my middle finger is answering every question!!!
I haven`t lost all of my marbles but there is definitely a hole in the bag.
I’ve been single so long I deserve a bachelors degree.
Does this couch I’m laying on make me look unmotivated?
99 Days Facebook Free? Big deal! In 1999 I went a whole year without Facebook.
There are only 53 days until Christmas... just a heads-up in case you haven`t shopped for me yet.