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According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I`m guessing the other 48% have new ones?
i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
My friend wants to know if you think I’m hot.
I can`t even tell what this thing in my fridge use to be.
Every semicolon I have ever used has been a complete guess
Life is full of disappointments, I`ll just add you to the list.
The next time you feel you’re worthless…. just remember…. your organs are worth a LOT of money on the black market.
The lottery is over $400 million. Sorry poor kids, no dinner tonight...
I have to hand it to people who lead a double life ... I can barely handle the one I have.
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.
Ways to die: Steal my food.
I`m jealous of my parents, I`ll never have kids as cool as theirs.
Actions speak louder than passive aggressive Facebook statuses.
why don`t we get discounts for ringing up our own groceries in self checkout?
I’m so glad I was young and stupid before there were camera phones.