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I wanna see Mythbusters do the bible.
You know the fun part of your life is over when people around you are getting pregnant on purpose.
I`m late on the give thanks every day in November thing... so let me catch up. Days 1-22. I`m thankful for boobs
I can already tell this is going to be one of those days where I am not rich and famous.
People who say 45 minutes past the hour must be the same ones who have kids 89 and 63 month olds
If women ruled the world, There would be no wars. just a bunch of counties not talking to each other!
1: Say "Unh! 2: Mumble three spanish words. 3: list four cities. You just made a Pitbull song.
Make Monday More Fun: Unplug the copier at work and put a sign on it that says “Now Voice Activated!” Sit back and watch the magic unfold..
I love sleep because its like a time machine to breakfast.
I just got a piece of mail that says "open immediately" but I`m gonna wait a few minutes.
If you still can read this, please inform me ASAP because I have probably blocked the wrong person!
GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
I’ve never been a millionaire, but I know I’d be excellent at it.
I like to track people down, knock on their front door and say "we have ten people in common on Facebook, can I come in ?"
Burglars must love "My Family Stickers". They can wait in front of someone`s house, count the people that leave, and know if they have a dog or not...