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Remember the good old days when LOL meant "Laugh out loud" and not "I can`t think of a good reply"?
Starting to believe I`m trouble
I don`t get personal trainers. I`ve never been exercising and thought "man, I wish someone hot was criticizing me right now."
I’d like to hang out, but that would get in the way of me being home and doing absolutely nothing.
does anyone know if smurfs are gluten free
Peanut butter and jelly. That´s what I like in my belly
My talent is being wasted, if that counts as a talent.
8 more days and I will finally get rid of last years Halloween candy.
Scared some Jehovah`s Witnesses today by going to the door completely naked. I`m not sure what scared them more, me being totally naked or the fact that I knew where they lived.
If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
Dance like no one´s going to put it on YouTube.
I may be too old to cut the mustard, but I can still cut the cheese.
I have learned from watching crime dramas on tv when the good guys yell "Federal Agents" at the bad guys, the bad guy always runs. Wouldn`t it be smarter to yell "Prize Patrol" if you really want to catch a bad guy?
I`ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.!!
Wonders why there´s an ice cream truck for kids but not a frozen Margaurita truck for adults?