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Every semicolon I have ever used has been a complete guess.
Day 1. I am thankful that I haven`t fallen into the trap of Facebook thankful status updates.
Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I kept to myself.
I have problems cleaning my house because I get distracted by all the fun things I find.
Lord please give me the strength not to go all Dexter on this mother f%#*er ... Amen
No thanks, Inspirational guy, but I am only on Facebook for the jokes and the meltdowns.
I know my limits. I don’t pay any attention to them, but I know them.
My room isn`t messy. I just prefer to have my favorite items on display.
You can tell how old someone is by what part of the chex mix is their favorite.
Just hired two Private Investigators to follow each other. I`ll keep you posted......
I hate it when I open Facebook and miss a week of work.
When I was a boy, Mom would send me down to the corner store with $1 and I would get 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, some cheese and 6 eggs. You can`t do that now, to many damn security cameras!
Newton`s third law of emotion. For every male action there is a female overreaction.
I dont run from my problems, I chase them ... with alcohol
If Milli Vanilli were to fall in the woods, would someone else make a sound?