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To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present....They are due back at the library today.
MAN LAW 101: No man should ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man.
A new study has found that women find it seven times easier to read men’s facial expressions than men have reading women’s. That’s mostly because we’re not looking at their faces ...
Guys, Everyone. Listen. I`m going to say two words that will change your lives. Pizza Tacos. I know. Just breath.
I get worried when someone posts a kitten pic with a foreign language, I don`t know if they`re showing a cute kitty pet or their dinner.
My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels.
I go both ways. I like hard AND soft tacos.
Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That`s where I come in.
Face down, a$$ up ... that`s the way I tie my shoes.
First Rule of Camping: Put up the tent before you start drinking.
Why do people always feel safe under blankets...its not like a murderer will break in and be like "I`M GONNA KILL YAA__AAHHHhhhh dang he is under a blanket.
Hitting on women at this PTA meeting would probably be easier if I actually had a kid at this school.
If you don’t already hate people, the mall is a great place to start.
I have no idea why they say that counting sheep helps you fall asleep. This farm is freezing and these cows are noisy as hell.
Is there really a need for constipation medicines and stool softeners in a world where burritos and tacos exist?