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"Haha" - me when I don`t understand the reference
I did 26 situps this morning. It’s not a lot, but then again, how many times can someone snooze an alarm clock ?
My fantasy is having two women at once...One Cooking, One Cleaning.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I`ve ever made.
“They dared me to” is ALWAYS a valid excuse.
I BRIEFLY had an urge to clean ... but that lasted only 5 minutes .. whew! That was close! Lol
So I was looking at my boyfriends facebook page and saw a ton of girls saying they love him. He`s obviously cheating on me. We are so over Zac Efron.
The first guy who persuaded a blind guy to wear sunglasses, must have been a hell of a salesman.
Sometime you have to hand it to short people ... because they can`t reach.
Apparently 50% of people prefer pizza to sex. What is wrong with people? Have they never had pizza?
My name is Fred and I`m a survivor. If you are out there..if anyone is out there. I can provide food/shelter..Anybody please....U are not alone....
It`s never your successful friends posting inspirational quotes on Facebook.
You actually are not the stupidest person on the planet. But if he were to die...
Being a woman should count as a pre-existing mental condition.
I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.