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feels like getting some work done ... so I am sitting down until the feeling passes.
Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
My innocent look never works in the nude.
I`ve always pictured myself taking selfies.
If at first you don`t succeed then maybe you just suck.
I would lose weight, but I hate losing..
The only exercise I`ve done this month is running out of money
The difference between a straight girl and a lesbian is about four or five drinks.
Hopefully because of social networking, I`ve tarnished my reputation enough for anybody to ever place me in a role of great responsibility.
I don’t just sing in the shower... I perform.
I just took the "What Kind of Asshole are You?" quiz and got "The kind that posts my results on Facebook".
Why has someone not invented a see-through toaster yet?
FANNNN...DANNNNN....GOOOOO. Breathe The A`s.
It`s no fun if you have permission.
One problem with auto-correct is that you always end up posting some thong you didn`t Nintendo.