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If anyone tells you that you drink to much on the weekends. Stop talking to them...you don`t need that kind of negativity in your life
I party like a Rockstar. A very poor Rockstar who isn`t in a band anymore.
Do stupid people ever hit a point in their life, where they realize they’re stupid?
It hurts when you go to unfriend someone and you find they`ve beat you to it!
I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.
Swans mate for life...in case you were wondering what made them so mean.
That awkward moment when you realise you have way more internet friends than real friends.
I’m not shy, I’m just really good out figuring out who is not worth talking to.
Dwjxdjdhjfrjfjhrha! Sorry--you will get a more coherent status update AFTER I`ve had my coffee!
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When I die I want Charlie Sheen’s life to flash before my eyes.
is confused. Oh wait, maybe not.
ready for bed - gunna give my sheets some arse and my pillows head;]
According to WebMD, MedicineNet, Healthline, Mayo Clinic, Symptom Checker, NetDoctor, MedlinePlus, Johns Hopkins and InfoMedNet, I`m OCD.
I wouldn’t pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands.