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According to a recent survey, 98% of people responded with `Go away.`
Tomorrow is International "Cook a Steak and Then Throw It to a Seagull" Day. Get involved. Don`t question it.
I hate having to work for a living. But I hate starving even more.
There`s no time like the present to make a positive change in your life ... or to take a nice nap
Yes, I dance in my car. Yes, I see you staring at me. No, I do not care.
If you`re a girl and you drink Vodka... there`s a high probability, I love you.
I found a spider in my shoe. He looks ridiculous, they`re way too big for him.
Come on snooze button, is 9 minutes all you have to offer...I need something in the 2-3 hour range.
Just a friendly reminder, there are a minimum of three spiders in your room at all times. Goodnight...
Sometimes I like to lie in bed, stare at the ceiling and think what it would be like to stare at other ceilings.
I hate it when people dont know the differece between Ur and U`r
Him: What to play Trivial Pursuit? Her: Sure, But I,m not that smart. Him: What to play strip Trivial Pursuit?
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.
My number was 0...
I imagine some people are like...: `should I take the shower?...no...I`m taking the train today...`