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life is unfair theres 6 days between monday and sunday but only 1 between sunday and monday
Well your honor, I thought handing her the curling iron while she was showering would get her ready faster.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn`t hire stupid people.
My cat’s gonna be homeless unless he comes up with something funny to post on YouTube.
Does Facebook have a “You’re not smart enough to be talking about politics” button?
You are the reason why I bite the heads off teddy grams.
I got in touch with my feminine side today... I made myself a sandwich.
With so many things coming back in style, I can`t wait until morals and intelligence become a trend again.
Apparently you can not demand to be strip searched.
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Dimples are considered a facial muscledeformity in the medical world.
My 17yo pretends he doesn`t understand how the washer works when I ask him to do the laundry Congrats, you`re finally a man
Girl scout cookies suck! I ate like 20 boxes of thin mints and I`m not any thinner.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza…
Our kids biggest challenge will be to find a username that`s not already taken.