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WebMD needs to add the question "Have you eaten Taco Bell today?" when asking about stomach-related symptoms.
Summer is here. I`m in the process of moving all my bad habits outside.
Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops.
You never really know how many inches you`re gonna get or how long it`ll last. Snow, maybe.
Lil Wayne is 10% African-American and 90% tattoo.
Rawwrrr means I love you in dinosaur. Everyone knows that, silly
Well I was gonna donate blood today until the lady got all personal and started asking "who´s blood is this?" and "How did you get it?"
I walked a girl home last night, and things got a little awkward at one point when she turned around and found out I was walking her home.
I honestly don’t care if you think I’m crazy. You’re just a figment of my imagination anyway.
Whew, good thing there`s a facebook petition for ending the shutdown, or else we`d be in real trouble.
just spilled alphabet soup on my keyboard. I`m so confused
Wesley Snipes was released from prison this week. Now he can finally begin filming "Blade 4: Twilight."
You think you have a tough job? I clean the windows on automatic doors.
Apparently asking girl scouts which cookie pairs nicely with whiskey is inappropriate....
You´d be amazed how often I´m wrong when people say guess what