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I make way more decisions than I should based on the battery life of my phone.
Ever met a boring and stable girl who was good in bed? Exactly.
On the Internet you can be anything you want ... It`s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
We have so much in common. You want to travel and I want you to go.
Always look both ways before crossing a woman.
As funny as it might be, It`s never polite to yell "Tuba Lesson!" Before farting.
Spent morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday.
Your baby has no idea that you threw him a 1st birthday party. All you did was inconvenience your friends.
Like if you really googled to see if that kid really died from masturbating
I just put Santa hats on all my Halloween decorations.
A guide to hating people. Step 1: get to know them.
R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)
People like you are the reason people like me take pills.
I miss the good old days..when you could slam the phone down.!!
Nothing tells your friends you`ve made it in life quite like owning a 4 slice toaster.