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Getting to bed early so I can be well rested and fully alert for my morning anxiety.
If you think people are stupid, randomly post "Happy Birthday" wishes on peoples FB page and see how many others tell them happy birthday.
Not to brag, but I can spend hours coming up with reasons not to do something that takes 5 minutes.
My doctor said I`m healthy enough for sexual activity ... I`m just not attractive enough.
If you are stalking me, please keep up, I have a lot of errands today.
Never underestimate the power of a hug. Or a slap upside the head. Whatever works.
There is nothing like sitting naked in a beanbag chair eating Cheetos. ...I sure hope they let me back in Walmart.
I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit ... And all I did was sign up.
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.
I don`t have a police record ... but I think I do have a Sting cd around here somewhere.
I get in this weird mood where I don’t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood ‘Awake’
just keep scrolling nothing to see hear
The older I get the earlier it gets late.
You’re one of those women that my mom warned me about…Here’s my number.
Just burned 3 calories typing this with my thumb muscles. #fitness